Seize the Carp

my life but online

via texts

Tessa:
Tell me what car you're on
Sharla:
Ugh I'm with an annoying friend from high school you might not want to
Tessa:
WTF i just deliberately missed a train for you
Sharla:
Okay how bout we get off at 4th street station and run towards eachother?
Tessa:
Nah i don't feel like moving
Sharla:
Fine I'll come to you
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Sharla:
(call as train leaves 4th street station) FUCK I MISSED THE TRAIN!!!!!!!

MSTRKRFT

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people type “loose” instead of “lose”. Omfguh

Hard economic times hit blockbuster.

Mama nooooooo

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